Wednesday, August 5, 2009

www.textsfromlastnight.com/


best nights of all time

(843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
(407): i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
(703): Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
(909): I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
(510): he said he didn't have a condom.
(415): and you said?
(510):
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

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