Showing posts with label desiree. Show all posts
Showing posts with label desiree. Show all posts
Monday, August 10, 2009
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
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best nights of all time
(843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
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More from 843(407): i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
(703): Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
(909): I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
(510): he said he didn't have a condom.
(415): and you said?
(510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
(415): and you said?
(510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
Curretnly Watching : REX
dont be a wanker! support simon rex's new comedy , he deserves it! get it picked up! tell your friends. whats makes him and his show even cooler is that his current default pic features my friend Tara! my favourite bits are the paris hiltons "people think your my boyfriend and you can't even get arrested" , and jamie pressley going off...oh and ""it was like al pacino beating up robert dinero, taking a sh*t on meryl streeps face". Im about to go see harry potter at imax with dessiree. dont hate, support this comedy!
http://www.vimeo.com/5159650
FUCK YOU DOLLHOUSE
chloes friend chrissie (shes loves being called chrissie, her real name is christina) got stuck in a DOLLHOUSE lol
"i think my skin ripped off onto the plastic"
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
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