Monday, August 10, 2009

less tribal, more pole


SHAKIRA YOU DIRTY DOG!!

 
she be she wolfing all oveer the place!  aaaaaaaarrrrrooOOoOOOOooO

CHILDHOOD MEMORIES

A weekend colour supplement requires an editorial photograph for a double page spread to compliment an article on ‘childhood memories’. The shot has to evoke nostalgia, warmth, security, tenderness and the fun on the complete opposite depending upon the photographers reading of the brief. Regardless of interpretation, the result depends greatly on the emotive use of light to fulfil the brief. NB – “Appropriate” focus over area shown in set-up. Format: AGE ‘Good Weekend’ Saturday supplement double page. Im thinking something minnie-ture!

Saturday, August 8, 2009

WHO LET THE CAT OUT OF THE TRASH-BAG?




preparing for the walk of shame

new windows on napier , no more homeless people in the stairwell
this is probably the best trashbag sum up photo ive ever seen in my like

bless you and your cotton socks


the wheel of death jnr. i hate driving in essondon

MR STI's MATE

homeward bound

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

OH MICKEY YOUR SO FINE, YOUR SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND





ISO 400.27 EXP INDOOR & OUTDOOR CAMERA







www.textsfromlastnight.com/


best nights of all time

(843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
(407): i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
(703): Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
(909): I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
(510): he said he didn't have a condom.
(415): and you said?
(510):
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

Monday, August 3, 2009

my sisters keeper

definitely a 5 tissue, great story, was good to see cameron diaz show deep emotions, not just her teeth

Sunday, August 2, 2009

minnie, get back in your hole

gaga desiree

PAINT / COSMETICS

A quality paint/cosmetics manufacturer requires a photograph to launch a ‘new’ brand of product. The manufacturer is the market leader in its field and is known for its high quality products. The brief is to show all of part of the packaging. With brand name and type of paint clearly visible. The manufacturer wants to show however some of the various colours available, the art director suggesting the best be illustrated bye perhaps using a range of coloured products within the shot. The choice of colours to be used is to be determined by the photographer, taking into account the inability of film emulsions to sometimes faithfully record true colour. This is a critical element to the paint/cosmetics manufacturer – NB – depth of field optional – logos must me readable. FORMAT OPTIONAL